Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
Friday, December 9th, 2011
Pros: Absolutely loved this no-holds-barred wild tale of a vampire forced to protect humans from zombies in order to preserve his food supply
Cons: Some zombie apocalypse tropes, but they’re given enough good window-dressing that I really didn’t mind
Rating: 5 out of 5
Disclaimer: I consider Chuck an “internet friend”, so I might be biased. But I try not to be.
Coburn’s never had much of a conscience to interfere with his vampiric proclivities. He’s perfectly happy seeing people as convenient food supplies. Unfortunately for him, he got sloppy—and wound up “asleep” for several years after being attacked.
It’s amazing what can happen during that time. Certainly he never imagined he’d wake up to a zombie apocalypse, with delicious warm-blooded humans few and far between. He might be smart, he might be super-fast and super-strong, but the zombies are legion—not to mention inedible.
So it is that Coburn eventually finds himself forced to protect humans rather than wantonly prey on them, shepherding his little group toward a supposed safe-haven and happily eating any bad guys they come across along the way. Unfortunately for him, even during a zombie apocalypse there are serious threats to a vampire’s existence…
(more…)
Tags: apocalypse, Chuck Wendig, Horror & Paranormal, Humor, vampires, zombies
Posted in Horror & Paranormal, Humor | Permalink | No Comments »
Thursday, June 9th, 2011
Pros: Funny, touching, sobering, thoughtful, inventive, delightful!
Cons: Make sure it’s the kind of zombie novel you’re looking for!
Rating: 5 out of 5
Review book courtesy of Penguin Group
Angel Crawford is a pill-popping, beer-swilling, high school dropout who lives with her alcoholic dad and can’t keep a job to save her life. She even managed to blunder her way into a criminal record. In short, she’s a loser—and she knows it. Then one day she wakes up in the ER after an apparent overdose, even though she’s sure she remembers being in some sort of accident. She receives an anonymous letter telling her she has a job waiting for her at the county morgue, and that if she screws it up before a month is out, she’ll end up in jail.
She’s determined to make that month work, but it certainly isn’t easy. One of her co-workers is an arrogant jerk, but that’s nothing next to the fact that she seems to be developing an overpowering craving for brains! Add in a bunch of headless corpses courtesy of an apparent serial killer—just when she’s hungriest, naturally—and Angel’s going to have to think fast if she wants to keep her job, keep her new lease on life, and maybe, just maybe, catch the eye of that cute deputy she likes!
(more…)
Tags: Diana Rowland, Humor, mystery, paranormal, rednecks, urban fantasy, white trash, zombies
Posted in Horror & Paranormal, Thriller, Adventure & Mystery | Permalink | 1 Comment »
Monday, May 2nd, 2011
Pros: Fulfills all the promise of Black Wings and then some
Cons: Slightly stilted start; faerie queen could have used a little more depth
Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Review book (uncorrected proof) courtesy of Penguin Group
Expected publication date: 7/26/11
Spoiler alert: I’ll try to avoid too many spoilers for the previous novel in this series, Black Wings, but I can’t avoid all of them. Even summarizing the premise for this one will give away plot points from that other book. So if you haven’t read that one yet, you might want to wait to read this review.
Madeline Black is an Agent of Death, whose job is to collect souls and deliver them to their final destination. Deaths are occurring that weren’t expected, meaning they never should have happened. But before Maddy can investigate much of anything, family duties pull her away. Her grandfather, Lucifer, wants her to act as a diplomat to the faerie court. It’s a very delicate mission, which means Maddy is exactly the last person who should head it up—and the last emissary lost his head (literally) just for a minor breach in protocol.
Now Maddy has to figure out who’s killing werewolves, negotiate a treaty, cope with the fiance she despises, figure out how she can get closer to her bodyguard without getting him killed by her demonic father, and keep her head (literally). It’s a tall order for someone who has a knack for getting into trouble.
(more…)
Tags: adventure, Black Wings, Christina Henry, Horror & Paranormal, Humor, paranormal, romance
Posted in Horror & Paranormal, Romance & Erotica, Thriller, Adventure & Mystery | Permalink | 2 Comments »
Thursday, April 28th, 2011
Review book courtesy of Penguin Group
To recap: when I put up a “non-review,” it means I couldn’t finish a book. I’m not going to review it on Epinions or Amazon, and this isn’t going to be a full-on review, but I don’t mind telling you folks here why I decided not to finish it in case that information is useful to you. Just keep in mind that my judgment isn’t based on the entire book. In this case I made it through a little over a hundred pages before I decided it wasn’t worth finishing.
Saylor Oz is a Brooklyn sex therapist who somehow manages to get mixed up in mysteries. Most recently, her roommate’s brother has gone to jail for three murders he didn’t commit—models who were killed and had locks of their hair removed. Saylor is convinced the murders have something to do with an old adult movie called Bad, Bad Babydoll, but no one believes her. So it’s time for her to strike out on her own and solve the case.
(more…)
Tags: Allyson Roy, Chick-lit, Humor, mystery, Saylor Oz, serial killer, sex therapist
Posted in Chick-lit, Non-Reviews, Romance & Erotica, Thriller, Adventure & Mystery | Permalink | 2 Comments »
Thursday, December 16th, 2010
Pros: Fun, silly, sexy, with great world-building detail
Cons: The silly, playful style won’t suit everyone; the details of world-building might be a bit slow for some folks
Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Review book courtesy of Penguin Group
Jean Johnson’s Finding Destiny
is a collection of four tales of romance, erotic sex, and playful intrigue in a delightful fantasy setting (the same setting as her “Sons of Destiny” series). The stories are interconnected, but each one focuses on a different couple and a different country’s traditions and rituals.
(more…)
Tags: erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Jean Johnson, romance, Sons of Destiny
Posted in Fantasy, Romance & Erotica | Permalink | 1 Comment »
Thursday, November 18th, 2010
Review book courtesy of Penguin Group
To recap: when I put up a “non-review,” it means I couldn’t finish a book. I’m not going to review it on Epinions or Amazon, and this isn’t going to be a full-on review, but I don’t mind telling you folks here why I decided not to finish it in case that information is useful to you. Just keep in mind that my judgment isn’t based on the entire book. In this particular case I was thrilled to see that I had a review copy of P.C. Cast’s Goddess of Legend
. After all, I LOVED her Goddess of the Sea, another book in the same series. Unfortunately, I ended up being surprisingly disappointed by this installment in the series.
(more…)
Tags: erotica, Fantasy, historical, Humor, King Arthur, P.C. Cast, romance
Posted in Fantasy, Historical, Humor, Non-Reviews, Romance & Erotica | Permalink | No Comments »
Friday, October 29th, 2010
Pros: Very original world; neat story
Cons: Overly chatty; too many annoying characters
Rating: 3 out of 5
Review book courtesy of Penguin Group
Willow Tate is a graphic novelist who just came up with a new idea for her next book. Vampires and shape-shifters have been done to death, so she’s going to tackle… trolls! She sketches out a few ideas, including a fire engine-red stone-skinned good guy named Fafhrd. Only things take a turn for the weird when she looks out her window and sees chaos, mayhem, and in the middle of it all: a big red troll that grins at her and vanishes. Of course her neighbors only remember seeing a trolley… or was it a train? Maybe a truck? But definitely red. Unfortunately that’s hardly Fafhrd’s last appearance, and soon Willy finds herself taking a trip back home to the Hamptons to look for a missing boy, save the world from an Evil Genius, and find out the truth behind all the weird people that populate her hometown… and her family.
(more…)
Tags: Celia Jerome, Chick-lit, Fantasy, Humor, trolls, urban fantasy, Willow Tate
Posted in Chick-lit, Fantasy, Humor | Permalink | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010
Pros: Dialogue and narrative are in snarky rare form! Great characters & fun plot
Cons: Could use a little less of the now-repetitive introspection
Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Review book courtesy of Penguin Group
Also posted at Epinions.com.
Top New York murder cop Eve Dallas is taking a vacation. That’s right, an actual vacation. It’s the anniversary of her marriage to beyond-wealthy businessman Roarke, and they’re off to spend some time with the family he’s recently rediscovered in Ireland. Of course while she’s there she stumbles across a dead body—murdered, naturally—with her usual knack for trouble. The only strange part is that this becomes a mere footnote to her vacation as she helps the locals wrap up the case and heads back home—-where, naturally, a particularly bizarre case almost immediately comes to her attention. In the era of 2060, who the Hell would shoot a limo driver through the back of the neck with a crossbow? And why?
Unfortunately, the limo driver is hardly the last body to crop up. Each kill is odder than the last, each victim extremely successful and remarkably free of known enemies. Each one emerged from humble beginnings to reach the top of his or her field. Each one is killed with consummate skill and a highly unusual weapon. It almost seems worse when Eve figures out who must be doing it—because they clearly believe they can get away with it, they’re doing it almost entirely for the thrills, and they’ve neatly pulled her into their game before she’s even realized it. Now she has to race to figure out how to pin things down before another body is found—possibly her own.
(more…)
Tags: detective, erotica, Humor, J.D. Robb, mystery, Nora Roberts, romance, Sci-Fi, Science Fiction, scifi, serial killer, SF, thriller
Posted in Romance & Erotica, Science Fiction, Thriller, Adventure & Mystery | Permalink | No Comments »
Monday, January 4th, 2010
Pros: Great job balancing demon hunting and mom/wife responsibilities; sense of humor is wonderful.
Cons: Some of the character’s justifications for her actions felt like a stretch.
Rating: 4 out of 5
Kate Connor is a typical suburban mom, taking care of her kids and supporting her husband’s run for county attorney. She’s put aside her career as a demon hunter, and is thoroughly enjoying life. But when a demon crashes into her house trying to kill her to pave the way for his master to carry out an evil plan, Kate has no choice but to come out of retirement. Will she be able to keep work and family separate? And can she solve the mystery of why demons have showed up in this formerly safe town?
(more…)
Tags: demons, Humor, Julie Kenner, Kate Connor, paranormal
Posted in Horror & Paranormal, Humor | Permalink | No Comments »
Friday, November 13th, 2009
Pros: Hilarious topic and some truly standout stories
Cons: A couple of shallow stories; as always in anthologies, variable quality
Rating: 4 out of 5
Review book courtesy of Penguin Group.
Also posted on Epinions.com.
I’m growing rather fond of the anthologies edited by Denise Little—The Trouble With Heroes
is the third one I’ve read, and I’ve definitely enjoyed all of them. Of course they still have the typical anthology issue: since the stories vary by topic, theme, and author, you’re pretty much guaranteed not to love the entire selection.
This time, the topic is the all-too-unknown down-side of heroes. We see them as mythical, wonderful figures. But what do their loved ones and helpers see them as? Who gets to see them when they’re cranky, or do their laundry because they’re always off saving the world? And what happens when a hero’s PR makes them out to be something rather different than he really is? This is a theme both hilarious and poignant, as the tales in this book reveal…
(more…)
Tags: anthology, Denise Little, Fantasy, heroes, Humor, short stories
Posted in Fantasy, Humor | Permalink | 4 Comments »