A new bead catalog arrived today but I’m not going to look at it.
Ok, I looked at it, but I’m not going to pick it up.
Ok, Ok, I picked it up, but I am definitely not going to open it.
On page 55 are some incredible shell shaped gold beads that…oh…you caught me.
I’m just looking though, I have absolutely no intention of placing an order.
At least not a big order.
I mean, just a few packages….a few dozen packages….a few dozen dozen packages is not a big order right?
A BIG order would be like one package of everything.
Hang on. The discount on that would be…
I wonder what TWO packages of everything would cost?
That would be pretty compulsive though right? And absolutely positively completely obsessive. So I won’t order two packages of everything.
Now that I’m not ordering two packages of everything…ONE package of everything doesn’t seem so bad. Right?
Maybe I just need to put this company on speed dial…
Tags: Beads, compulsion, Evil Heather, obsession
I did warn you, The lure of the dark side is strong.
I think it is funny that you now have a tag for “Evil Heather”.
Just in case you decide to getting into making you own beads from that polymer toxic fumes generating clay, at a minimum buy new cookie sheets for bead use only. I’d personally get a disposable toaster oven and knives Read this safety note
You can’t run for President in emm, 2012/2016, if you’re freaking brain damaged and/or dead.
And I agree with Cian, the tag is funny.
interesting very much…
good luck
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Woot! I’m officially evil!