A new bead catalog arrived today but I’m not going to look at it.

Ok, I looked at it, but I’m not going to pick it up.

Ok, Ok, I picked it up, but I am definitely not going to open it.

On page 55 are some incredible shell shaped gold beads that…oh…you caught me.

I’m just looking though, I have absolutely no intention of placing an order.

At least not a big order.

I mean, just a few packages….a few dozen packages….a few dozen dozen packages is not a big order right?

A BIG order would be like one package of everything.

Hang on.  The discount on that would be…

I wonder what TWO packages of everything would cost?

That would be pretty compulsive though right?   And absolutely positively completely obsessive.    So I won’t order two packages of everything.

Now that I’m not ordering two packages of everything…ONE package of everything doesn’t seem so bad.  Right?

Maybe I just need to put this company on speed dial…