This morning one of our cats sneezed at the same time that he puked, resulting in projectile-spew across a wall and part of the floor. And my first thought upon seeing it, after “oh my god!”, was “hey, that looks just like a cast-off pattern!”
This led me to the following, rather amusing thought. Imagine a team of crime-scene investigators entering a room and checking it for blood. The owners of the house happen to have cats that are fed on a raw food diet, and that throw up semi-regularly (not unusual for cats). The investigators use their funky equipment to check for blood traces and find them… everywhere. The carpet, the wood flooring, occasional patches of wall…
I need a new hobby, don’t I? Or maybe a less active imagination.
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